The New Roommate
Cappuccino: Today the door opened and the new one walked in like she owned the place. Lilo: I did own the place. I had been there two weeks already. Cappuccino: Under the sofa. Lilo: Still counts.

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The great hallway stand-off.
Cappuccino: We had to negotiate a few things. The chair, for example. Lilo: And the litter box. He thinks there should be a queue. I need privacy. Cappuccino: But


Chair politics and the litter box queue.



Tolerance.
Lilo: He shares one orange braincell with every other orange cat in the world, so negotiations are slow. Cappuccino: I heard that. Lilo: But today we both went up to the top of the fridge, barely hissing to each other. Cappuccino: Don't get too comfortable.

Peace summit, fridge level.