Fuck the police

Fuck the police
Rage consumes me.

Dad keeps calling these 'crimes'. I prefer 'interior design decisions'. I also eat the plants, and then I throw them up, which keeps the cycle going. It's sustainable.

A cream and ginger tabby lies near scattered potting soil and a toppled plant on a wooden floor.
A cream and ginger tabby looks up from a wooden floor scattered with potting soil near a tipped-over plant pot.

I don't even care.

An open oven with roasting meat is visible alongside a ginger cat resting on a bin in a dimly lit kitchen.
Supervising dinner.
A ginger cat wearing a red sweater sits at a table set with a plate and glasses.
Dinner guests? Not without me.
A Nerf gun and an iced coffee on a table, with a cream and ginger tabby on the floor behind them.
A cream and ginger cat investigates a blue and orange Nerf Retaliator blaster on a dark surface.

I took it as a declaration of war.

A ginger cat sits amongst paper bags on a stainless steel stove beneath a range hood.
I like croissants.