De-stinkification

De-stinkification
Phase one: the wash. Tolerable.

Every couple of days, Cappuccino decides I am dirty and starts washing my head. It is tolerable. For a second, I forget how stupid he is. I close my eyes. And then, every single time, about thirty seconds in, he forgets what he was doing and bites my neck.

An orange cat stands behind a grey and white tabby as they both sit on a dark surface next to a man’s arm.
A cream and ginger tabby nuzzles a brown and white tabby while a man gently strokes them both on a dark surface.

Phase one: the wash. Very nice.

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Trying to get rid of the stink.

A cream and ginger tabby and a brown and white tabby are facing each other, noses almost touching.
Still stinky.

Court evidence.

A cream and ginger tabby nuzzles a brown and white tabby lying down on a dark surface near a window.
Can not ever chill around this idiot.
A cream and ginger tabby gently paws at a brown and white tabby’s face while they both sit on a dark surface.
Dad, you should stop filming and get this guy off my neck.
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"- You stink. - No, you!